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From WhatPort80

Hey! You guys are using my picture every time somebody makes a reference to an old meme? That's so cool!

A slowpoke is another Pokemon inspired meme which occurs, usually on purpose, when someone just discovers an important event long after it has occurred. For example, "What is this Habbo Hotel raid thingy everyone's talking about? I wish to participate." The formula for a Slowpoke meme goes something like this and if pulled off correctly can ensure epic lulz: Old hard hitting event + Surprised post containing stance on event and the OP picture containing a slowpoke = Lulz. He is also used for evil, as in combos, by the cancer that is killing /b/. Unfortunately, it will still be some time before he figures this out.

1 Slowpoke's Death
2 Will He Return?
3 Gallery
4 See Also

Slowpoke's Death

On November 17, 2007 Slowpoke died.

Despite the efforts of many /b/tards to try and save him it was to no avail. The cause of death was originally thought to be murder, the prime suspect being Epic Fail Guy but was eventually assumed that Slowpoke was in someway an unfortunate casualty of the The Cancer That Is Killing /b/.
Rest assured Anon everywhere were stricken with grief at the loss of our beloved Slowpoke.

11/17/07 NEVAR FORGET

RIP Slowpoke
1995 - 2007
"He won't leave our hearts any time soon..."

Here lies /b/'s greatest hero

He will be missed

Slowpoke's Eulogy

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A few of you guys may have hated him during his lifetime and he knew that...well, it took him a while. Anyways, that's not the case. Slowpoke was a great person, always there for the laughs. Slowpoke would never make fun of you and he'd never judge newfags, furries, or anyone else that is cancer. Slowpoke was caring and never hateful. Something rarely seen on /b/. He had compassion. Slowpoke, oh, how we'd laugh at you... being so slow and such. You knew that we surely jest, right? Today is a very sad day for all of us. From the people that loved him to the people that down right hated him.

„

—Anonymous

Will He Return?

Is he really dead?

There are still rumors circulating as to whether Slowpoke was confirmed dead or alive. Reports are conflicting and it has yet to be seen whether or not Slowpoke will return or if he is gone forever. His return is unlikely, but there is always hope.

There are also rumors about /b/'s supposed plans to revive Slowpoke. Currently there are claims of a crack team of /b/tards working on a way to bring Slowpoke back from the dead. Some believe the only possible way of reviving doing this at the moment is by dividing by zero. The risks are quite great, and anon is searching for other ways as we speak. 4chan's best and brightest minds are rumored to be contributing to the project. Only the future can tell the result of this promising project...

Gallery

Dont mess up the order of the gallery plz

Gallery

WUTS GOIN ON?	TUW LOL	This is >	the cancer v
		Epic.	that is killing /b/

		PIME TARADOX	This is SLOWPOKE!.
	Slowkip	Even Slowpoke can be too slow	Dey see me rollin'...
	Slowsaur	Slowpokeman as seen at the time of his creation.	Pedopoke
Slowpoke goes to Heaven	Slowpoke's Eulogy	In memory	But is he really dead?
More v	A Crushing Defeat	He's back..... from the future!	Stay tuned for more wacky adventures.
Cancer v	Zetta Slow + Slowpoke... :?	Slowpoke memory	Sneaky bastard.
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